Solar Flare: Science Fiction News

I should have guessed I suppose. It turns out that Lord of the G-Strings was not the only sci-fi related parody that this particular company had worked on. Let me introduce you to SpiderBabe which also stars Misty Mundae and is from the same.. um.. somehow I think studio is overstating things. But this is apparently their most spectactular film yet. It must be true, it says it on the DVD case!

SpiderBabe is a non-stop, over- the-top action epic and hilarious spoof featuring sexy superheroes, voluptuous villains and outrageous visual fx! Misty Mundae is Patricia Porker, a shy and studious college girl with sweet dreams of romance with a handsome jock. When bitten by her science teacher’s genetically engineered arachnid, she gets more than she could have ever wished for! Suddenly transformed into a wall-climbing, building-bounding beauty with superhuman strength, Patricia takes the name ‘SpiderBabe’ and quickly warms to saving lives and fighting crime in New York City. But little does SpiderBabe know that a sinister arch-enemy is plotting her downfall. Her name is Lucinda Knoxx, a.k.a. The Femtilian (Julian Wells) - a lithe, deadly and delectable evil genius with her own taste for adventure - and she will stop at nothing in her mad quest for global domination. J.J.J.J., curvaceous editor of The Daily Bungle, also has it in for our world wide web-flinger, and she employs a macho reporter and a gorgeous spy to dig deep and get the dirt on SpiderBabe. As superhero and supervillain come to blows, will it be a climactic battle to save Manhattan…or will SpiderBabe and Femtilian walk off into the sunset together?

And even if you think its ridiculous, you really ought to read the reviews. Particularly the one that complains:

The only problem I have with the movie is that the sex scenes the movie was made for, really slow things down. It’s like…”I get it. They’re doin’ it… Let’s move it along.”