Yoda’s Life Coaching System
Stuck in a rut? Want to get ahead at work? Is there just something missing from your life? What you need is Yoda’s Life Coaching System. Available on five CD for the low low price of 99 galactic credits.
Yoda’s Life Coaching System contains over 10 hours of material. In 5 easy lessons, Yoda will help you overcome your fears;
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
control damaging impulses;
Grave danger you are in. Impatient you are
deal with loss;
Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.
get in touch with your inner feelings;
Use your feelings, Obi-Wan, and find him you will.
and address sexual hangups.
Size matters not, … Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
Yoda’s Life Coaching System condenses 900 years of wisdom into a step by step plan to re-invigorate your life!
These and many other pearls of wisdom can be yours:
- [Luke:] What’s in there?
[Yoda:] Only what you take with you. - [Luke:] I can’t believe it.
[Yoda:] That is why you fail. - Named must your fear be before banish it you can.
- When 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not.
- Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice.
All this for only 99 galactic credits. But wait, there’s more!
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Order now and not only will you receive the five CD, ten hour Yoda’s Life Coaching System (retail price 250 galactic credits) for a bargain price of 99 galactic credits but we’ll throw in Yoda’s Light Sabers for Dummies (retail price 100 galactic credits) for free!
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